If you think of the evolution of human civilization as how it relates to your typical morning routine, you might say that early humans, like the fellow pictured below:
…could be called “Pre-Coffee Man” (Snarlus erectus), whereas modern humans:
…could be called “Post-Coffee Man” (Homo fantasticus).
Recapping:
Pre-Coffee Man
Post-Coffee Man
This has been another edition of Thought for the Morning.