We’ve gone through the jokes in the BRI Blog Baseball Joke Contest! Thank you all for your entries!
The best submitted joke, as judged by Uncle John, his sister Sister John, his cousin Cousin John, and his third-cousin twice removed in-law—Bo—is…
Sam, who gave us:
What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
You walk him and pitch to the rhino.
Like that one guy always says: I don’t care who you are—that’s funny.
Rough luck to Jim C, who submitted that exact joke four minutes after Sam. (Yerrrr OUT!)
Sam, you are the winner of this book:
…and one coveted, not available in stores, UJBR t-shirt:
Many congratulations, thanks for playing, and thanks again to everyone!