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CONTEST CLOSED! Guess the Number Uncle John Just Thought Of! [updated]

March 3, 2013

CONTEST CLOSED! (THRURSDAY, MARCH 7!) WINNERS ANNOUNCED HERE!

Ah-ROOOOOOO-Gah!!!

BREAKING: UNCLE JOHN’S BATHROOM READER IS HAVING A CONTEST!!! ENTER AND YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY WIN STUFF!!!

Alrighty then. First, here’s a picture of what this contest might look like if it were humanly possible to render such a complex thing into one image:

I think we’ve seen enough!

Moving right along:

GUESS THE NUMBER UNCLE JOHN JUST THOUGHT OF Contest Rules

1. Uncle John just thought of a whole number between 0 (zero!) and 100 (one hundred!). We’ve saved that number in Uncle John’s super-secret super-safe safe. (It’s a tissue box. It’s in his bathroom.) Your job: Gather all your psychic abilities into one tremendous bundle of other-worldly communication potentialities and determine exactly what that number is! Or better yet, just guess.

2. Tell us the number you have chosen in a comment below. (One entry per person. Two per giraffe. But giraffes have to submit their entries in person.)

4. The five people who come THE CLOSEST to the number Uncle John picked will win ONE (1!) Uncle John Bathroom Reader books of their choosing. (Yeehaw!)

5. The person the VERY CLOSEST to the number Uncle John picked will win TWO (2!) books of their choosing. (Bazinga!)

6. The submitter who guesses THE EXACT NUMBER (gasp!) that Uncle John picked will win FIVE (5!) books of their choosing. (Holy mackeral! It’s like Christmas and your birthday and Hungarian Goulash Appreciation Day all rolled into one! ‘Cept without the goulash.)

IMPORTANT NOTES:
• U.S. residents only. (You would not believe how complex and legally treacherous international laws are regarding simple contests like this. We are very sorry to our international fans for this.)

UPDATE: WHOLE NUMBERS ONLY! NO DECIMALS! (Note: This update was added just minutes after the contest was posted.)

• You have three days to enter! Entries will be taken until midnight on Wednesday, March 6, 2013!

• Winners will be announced on Thursday!

Tell your friends! Spread the word!

You cannot enter on FaceBook or Twitter! You have to submit your entry here!

READY SET GO!

AND GOOD LUCK! 

• Contest image from right over this-a-way.

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Rebecca Swerock
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Rebecca Swerock

5!

Stephanie Deeringer
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Stephanie Deeringer

69

Casey Mueller
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Casey Mueller

The number 21

Kevin
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Kevin

My guess is: 47!

Michelle Bradway
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Michelle Bradway

three

Connie Rigsby
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Connie Rigsby

The number is 27.

Leona
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Leona

58

Young Sheng
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Young Sheng

42!

daneisha
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daneisha

86

Rob Parsons
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Rob Parsons

67

Lori B.
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Lori B.

23!

Kim Boyd
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Kim Boyd

76

Shanda
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Shanda

It’s 72!!!!

Brian
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Brian

69

Weston
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Weston

46

sara
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sara

56

Jessie'D
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Jessie'D

I guess 78

Tom B
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Tom B

79

Bob F.
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Bob F.

2

Daniel Shelton
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Daniel Shelton

I guess 37

Mike Eisensmith
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Mike Eisensmith

63

Sean Nichols
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Sean Nichols

82

Jesse
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Jesse

73

Elle
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Elle

87

Michael C. Falk
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.06771

EDITOR: Michael! Choose again! Whole numbers only!

Michael C. Falk
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You did say between “zero and 100″…the only answer I could come up with was the Library of Congress registration number for this photo. Sorry…

How about…42?

Nick Cox
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Nick Cox

I will guess 26

lendell
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lendell

Hope I win!’!

timothy greenwood
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13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carol Paret
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Carol Paret

52

lendell
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lendell

Forgot to put the number 50 is my guess

Dovi
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Dovi

35!

Robert
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Robert

3.14159

EDITOR: Robert! Choose again! Whole Numbers only!

Randall Shahan
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Randall Shahan

72

Victoria
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Victoria

42! The answer to everything.

billy
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billy

85

Robert
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Robert

42

Thom
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Thom

UPDATED! WHOLE NUMBERS ONLY! NO DECIMALS! IF YOU’VE ENTERED A NUMER-POINT-SOMETHING – ENTER AGAIN!

Your first entry will be fed to the goats!

Robert
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Robert

crap somone guess that one, then i’ll go for 69 hehe

Erik
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Erik

11?

Robert
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Robert

Heres a number between 0 and 100::::::::::::::::::::- ready? Here it is . one hundered zeros. 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Wes Richey
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Wes Richey

42

Daniel
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Daniel

36

ZorpDorp
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ZorpDorp

99

Simon Halsell
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Simon Halsell

45!

Sarah
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#1

Amy Sonnichsen
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Amy Sonnichsen

15

Robert
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Robert

7

emily Wilson
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emily Wilson

50?

Tony Hazelwood
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Tony Hazelwood

37… definitely 37!

elinore
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elinore

28

Rae
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Rae

63

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