Help is on the way for dads everywhere who are in need of groaners, puns, and one-liners to expand their jokeabulary. Each page of this daily desktop calendar includes a joke that will make people guffaw (or cringe) when Dad enters the room with his newest zinger, such as…
- Q: What did the beaver say to the tree? A: “It’s been nice gnawing you.”
- I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house, but the kids still get in.
- Wife: I thought we agreed on three beers and be home by ten. Husband: I’m sorry, honey, I always get those two mixed up.