Uncle John's The Haunted Outhouse Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! (eBook)

What do you get when you cross a classic scary story such as “The Tell-tale Heart” with Uncle John’s trademark sense of humor? You get “The Tell-tale Fart” (Pee-uw!). And that’s just one of many twisted classic and original tales of humor and horror you’ll find inside The Haunted Outhouse. You’ll also find a spine-tingling collection of facts about topics such as real-life mad scientists, history’s terrible tyrants, and the world’s deadliest weather. Uncle John’s scare-fest is packed with crafts, recipes, poems, jokes, tongue twisters, and experiments straight from Dr. Johnenstein’s Laboratory. Graphic novel-style tales add plenty of illustrated pages to the mix. This haunted book of horrors could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute, and it’s “For Kids Only.” ENTER IF YOU DARE!

 

You’ll find terrifying tales, including…

– Revenge of the Meatloaf
– The Legend of Peepee Hollow
– The Haunted Outhouse

Frightening facts about…

– The Attack of the Cow Lady
– Decay-causing Tooth Worms
– The FBI’s Body Farm

 

Horrifying things to do like…

– Make a Bouncing Eyeball
– Craft a Barbie Zombie Hat
– Serve Bloody Band-Aid Treats (Gag!)

And much, much more!