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UNCLE JOHN’S CENSUS 2010

March 23, 2010

Everyone in the United States is required to answer the questions on this important official document by April 1, 2010. And that includes Canada.

Please cut and paste any or all of the following questions into a comment below and answer accordingly. Comments will be placed in a large virtual hat on April 1, 2010, and one winner will be drawn from said hat. Winner will receive either an all-expenses-paid trip to the Bahamas or a free book, whichever makes our accountants happier. Read. Set. Go!

• What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.)

• How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow?

• How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.)

• How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total?

• What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it all the time. He’s 12.)

• What year did you first become a fan of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader?

• What is your favorite type of spoon: soup, salad, egg, ear, or bacon?

• Have you ever made someone wait to get in the bathroom because you were reading a Bathroom Reader? (Bonuses apply if it was your own children.)

• Has reading a Bathroom Reader ever caused you to miss a television program or other important event?

• Do you read Bathroom Readers you find in other peoples’ bathrooms? (Did you wash your hands first?)

• Do you have a favorite Bathroom Reader? If so, which one?

• Do you like piña coladas?

• Do you subscribe to an online dating service? (Answer only if you answered “Yes” to previous question.)

• Are you a fan of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader on either Facebook or Twitter? (If not, why? why? why do you hurt us so?)

• Ethnic question: Do you have an a) German shepherd; b) African gray parrot; c) English bulldog; d) Siamese cat; e) Burmese python; f) chihuahua? (If you answered “e,” did you buy the python at a pet shop or did it just appear in your toilet one day?)

• Do these jeans make me look fat?

• Is the song “If You Like Piña Coladas” stuck in your head?

• Did you enjoy filling out this Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader 2010 Census form, and will you send it to all your friends to ask them to do it, too? (Awesome!)

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Kathy
March 23, 2010 2:44 pm

• What is your name? Kathy, Freakin’ Gorgeous Angel • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 2 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? 17 & 1 respectively (most are in the main bathroom downstairs, but we keep a spare for the upstairs, just in case) • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 18 • What is your age? 30-something • What year did you first become a fan of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader?… Read more »

James Fandrick
James Fandrick
March 23, 2010 6:10 pm
Reply to  Kathy

What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) James • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 1 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) 25 • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 25 • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it all the time. He’s 12.) 19 • What year did you… Read more »

Macarena
Macarena
March 23, 2010 6:14 pm
Reply to  Kathy

For the record, I am telling the truth on all these questions. What is your name? Macarena. • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 3. • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? 1 in the first, 2 in the second, and 1 downstairs. • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 4. • What is your age? 14. • What year did you first become a fan of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader? I don’t remember…… Read more »

Suzanne Brown
Suzanne Brown
March 23, 2010 2:52 pm

• How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total?

3

Suzanne Brown
Suzanne Brown
March 23, 2010 2:54 pm
Reply to  Suzanne Brown

Has reading a Bathroom Reader ever caused you to miss a television program or other important event?
not yet

Lady Fartsalot
Lady Fartsalot
March 23, 2010 2:53 pm

• How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 1 bathroom in my apartment • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) 5 • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 5 • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it all the time. He’s 12.) 11 • What year did you first become a fan of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader? 1995 • What is your… Read more »

Adrien F
Adrien F
March 23, 2010 2:54 pm

What is your name? Adrien Fabian • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 3 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? 2+ • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 35+ • What is your age? 17 • What year did you first become a fan of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader? 2006 • What is your favorite type of spoon: soup, salad, egg, ear, or bacon? BACON!!! • Have you ever made someone wait to… Read more »

Corbin Clark
Corbin Clark
March 23, 2010 2:55 pm

What is your name? Lemon Pledge • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 2 (and a half) • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? Never less than 3 • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? Between 12 and 15 (depending on how many are being lent out) • What is your age? Who wants to know? • What year did you first become a fan of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader? 2004 • What is… Read more »

Breya
Breya
March 23, 2010 2:57 pm

• What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.)Breya • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? just 1 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) 2 but we have more • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 5 • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it all the time. He’s 12.) 28… Read more »

Sara
Sara
March 23, 2010 2:59 pm

• What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) Sara Jane • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? Only one 🙁 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) None in the bathroom, I keep them by my bed for nighttime reading. • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 6 • What is your age? (It’s okay to… Read more »

Kayla
Kayla
March 23, 2010 3:03 pm

• What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) My name is Kayla. • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? My large plastic cow has three bathrooms. • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) Unfortunately, there is only one Bathroom Reader in all of the bathrooms combined. This is because I don’t trust my family with my books. • How many Bathroom Readers… Read more »

Harvey Sfven
Harvey Sfven
March 23, 2010 3:03 pm

What is your name?-Harvey Donovan Marie Sfven How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 3 How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? 3 in one none in the others, countless in my bedroom How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? At least ten not sure where they all are What is your age? square root of 16 to the second power What year did you first become a fan of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader? 2007ish What is… Read more »

Mikael Levin
Mikael Levin
March 23, 2010 3:04 pm

• What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) Lord Admiral Thundershock T. Jones • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? I live in a Hopi pueblo. We have two bathrooms and a further one ensuite in the master bedroom/cave. • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) Over 9000 • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 17… Read more »

mark k
March 23, 2010 3:05 pm

• What is your name? mark aka JewInOK • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? two (three if you count the backyard) • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) one in the hall, 18 in the master • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 21 (i have a couple in the home office) • What is your age? 41 • What year did you first become… Read more »

Amy
Amy
March 23, 2010 3:05 pm

Q, What is your name? A. Amy Q. How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? A. One. Q. How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? A. Lots. Q. How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? A. Lots. Q. What is your age? A. 33 Q. What year did you first become a fan of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader? A. No idea. Q. hat is your favorite type of spoon: soup, salad, egg, ear, or bacon? A. Bacon.… Read more »

Danny "Chewie" Tomkoski
Danny "Chewie" Tomkoski
March 23, 2010 3:06 pm

• What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) Chewie Tomkoski (yes, like Starwars) • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 3 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) Family bathroom – 6 (was 7, my unsinkable bathroom reader sunk) Guest bathroon – 1 Master bathroom – none (sorry, ) • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total?… Read more »

Alexandra
March 23, 2010 3:06 pm

• What is your name?Alexandra • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 2 Full Baths • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? Sadly only 1 in 1 bathroom right now.(need more) • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? still sad only 1 • What is your age? 21 • What year did you first become a fan of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader? I’ve known of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader for years,but I haven’t owned… Read more »

Thom
Thom
March 23, 2010 3:25 pm
Reply to  Alexandra

Oops! I fixed the spelling of “chihuahua.”

Todd
March 23, 2010 3:07 pm

• What is your name? Todd AK Stafford • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 2 plus I pee off the porch a lot. • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) 5 or 6 • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 25 or so. I’ve been reading them since the very first one. • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it… Read more »

Angela Vose
Angela Vose
March 23, 2010 3:08 pm

• What is your name? Angela “The Warden” Vose • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 2, not counting the outhouse up the hill. • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) I have a small bookshelf in there dedicated to Uncle John, and I have the photo to prove it 🙂 • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? I have borrowed out a few, but I… Read more »

Angie
Angie
March 23, 2010 3:17 pm

• What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) Angie • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 2 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) 1 • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 4 • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it all the time. He’s 12.) 39 • What year did… Read more »

Thom
Thom
March 23, 2010 3:20 pm

This is really fun, gang, I’m laughing my head off reading your answers. And I’m very happy to hear that at least one of you lives in a large plastic cow.

And thanks, Mark K, did not know that that was the actual title of the song. But I’ll leave it as is because I think people recognize it better this way.

And all of us here at the BRI apologize sincerely for songbombing you. (HA HA HA HA not really.)

katayra
katayra
March 23, 2010 3:22 pm

• What is your name? Katayra Andrea • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 2 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) uhhh like 3 or 4. • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 10 years worth of BRs • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it all the time. He’s 12.) 19 • What year did you first become a… Read more »

Rick
Rick
March 23, 2010 3:30 pm

What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) CBrown519 • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 2 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) 1 • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 4 • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it all the time. He’s 12.) 42 • What year did you… Read more »

Keltiesmom
Keltiesmom
March 23, 2010 3:46 pm

What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) Keltiesmom • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 1 1/2 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) 5 in one, 1 in the other. Also have 6 in bathroom at work. • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? abut a dozen, plus 6-8 more at work. • What is… Read more »

Lisa
Lisa
March 23, 2010 3:53 pm

• What is your name? Lisa Lisa and the Cult Jam • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 4 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) 1 – we rotate them out • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 22 plus two at work • What is your age? 40 something • What year did you first become a fan of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader? It… Read more »

Jase Rohde
March 23, 2010 3:56 pm

• What is your name? Jase Fun Rohde ( Fun is my middle name) • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 1, unless I decide to bathe in my living room sometime. • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? 1 fewer than I will when I win this drawing. • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? Not enough to keep me happy. • What is your age? 22 • What year did you first… Read more »

Uncle John Smart
Uncle John Smart
March 23, 2010 4:06 pm

• How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? THREE • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? NINE • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it all the time. He’s 12.) 69 • What year did you first become a fan of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader? 1999 • Have you ever made someone wait to get in the bathroom because you were reading a Bathroom Reader? (Bonuses apply if it was your own children.) NO • Has… Read more »

Pam Bennett
Pam Bennett
March 23, 2010 4:08 pm

• What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) StrawberrySugarbottoms • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow?6 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.)2 • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total?6 • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it all the time. He’s 12.)29 • What year did you first become a… Read more »

jkflames
jkflames
March 23, 2010 4:15 pm

What is your name? Bob, the Awsomest • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 3 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) 6 • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total?12!!! • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it all the time. He’s 12.) 25000 • What year did you first become a fan of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader? 2 years ago… Read more »

Bill D.
March 23, 2010 4:20 pm

• What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) Bill D. • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 2 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) 1 • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 1 (though my parents have 3 or 4) • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it all the… Read more »

Krystina Krueger
Krystina Krueger
March 23, 2010 4:21 pm

What is your name? Krystina “No relation to Freddy” Krueger • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 2. And how does one live in a large plastic cow? • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? I think 5 or 6 in just one bathroom. My parents don’t share my fine taste in bathroom reading. • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? I’ve lost track, but always want more! • What is your age? 5… Read more »

Randy Etheridge
Randy Etheridge
March 23, 2010 4:32 pm

• What is your name? Randar the Conqueror • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 2 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? 3 in master, 2 in guest. • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 30 • What is your age? 48 • What year did you first become a fan of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader? 1994 • What is your favorite type of spoon: soup, salad, egg, ear, or bacon? bacon •… Read more »

Peggy
Peggy
March 23, 2010 4:36 pm

• What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) Queen of Everything • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 2 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) too many to count • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? same answer too many to count • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it… Read more »

Dave Day
Dave Day
March 23, 2010 4:37 pm

• What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) I. M. Fabulous • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 2 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) 0. Sorry, they’re not just for the potty anymore. I read them @ night when I go to bed. • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 44 • What is… Read more »

tim culpepper
tim culpepper
March 23, 2010 4:47 pm

• What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) redneck bob • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? just 1 (bucket) • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) 6 • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total?6 • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it all the time. He’s 12.)25 • What year… Read more »

Bill Fuller
Bill Fuller
March 23, 2010 4:51 pm

• What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) Currently Constipated • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 1.5 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) 1 • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total?12 • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it all the time. He’s 12.)66 • What year did you… Read more »

Anne Dutson
Anne Dutson
March 23, 2010 4:58 pm

• What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) >Stagecoach Annie • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? >One How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) >All of them • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? >All of them • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it all the time. He’s 12.) >… Read more »

Joey C
Joey C
March 23, 2010 5:21 pm

• What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) < Joey C • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? < One • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) < Three • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? < Three • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it all the time. He’s 12.)… Read more »

John Welsh
March 23, 2010 5:43 pm

• What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) John Welsh • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 1 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) 12 • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total?20+ 4 more on order • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it all the time. He’s 12.) 35… Read more »

Brian Martin
Brian Martin
March 23, 2010 5:54 pm

• What is your name? hey you • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? Offically 1, but I use the floor drin in the basement in emergency’s • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? about 26 • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 30 • What is your age? 32 act 15 • What year did you first become a fan of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader?1998 • What is your favorite type of spoon:… Read more »

Dara
Dara
March 23, 2010 6:09 pm

• What is your name? Dara • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 3 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? 5 • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 15 • What is your age? 28 • What year did you first become a fan of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader? 1987 • What is your favorite type of spoon: soup, salad, egg, ear, or bacon? soup • Have you ever made someone wait to… Read more »

Anna H.
Anna H.
March 23, 2010 6:09 pm

• What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) The thing says my name is Anna, but I am really Annatron 5000. I am an android from the planet Zboof. • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? Unfortunately, just one. • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) Just one right now, since the rest of our books are still in boxes. • How… Read more »

Emily
Emily
March 23, 2010 6:22 pm

• What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) Lady Toots A Lot • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 2.5 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) 1 or more • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 7 • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it all the time. He’s 12.)… Read more »

Vicky Frees
Vicky Frees
March 23, 2010 6:38 pm

• What is your name? timbit Queen • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? Sadly only 1 🙁 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? I try to keep one there, but I always end up reading them everywhere else. • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 4, hoping for more? • What is your age? 36 and a third, I’m so getting old. • What year did you first become a fan of… Read more »

Jenni
Jenni
March 23, 2010 7:06 pm

• What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) Jenni • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 2 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) Two in each • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? Four, the rest we accidentally left at my parents’ when we moved • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle… Read more »

Hunter Svenson
Hunter Svenson
March 23, 2010 7:18 pm

• What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) Hunter “Most Books” Svenson • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow?3 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.)61/0/0 • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total?3 • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it all the time. He’s 12.)33 • What year did you… Read more »

Ellie Mae
Ellie Mae
March 23, 2010 7:43 pm

• What is your name? Cheek Lifter • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 2 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? at least 4 • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? between 10 and 15 • What is your age? 492 • What year did you first become a fan of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader? 1998 • What is your favorite type of spoon: soup, salad, egg, ear, or bacon? sleeping • Have… Read more »

Valerie Lee
Valerie Lee
March 23, 2010 8:11 pm

What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.)Vallee of love • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? only one 🙁 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) 6 • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 11 • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it all the time. He’s 12.) about 28 •… Read more »

Bud Tugley
Bud Tugley
March 23, 2010 8:13 pm

What is your name? Bud Tugley, esq., PhD, pH-Duh, PDQ, ABC123, CRS (Can’t Remember Sh*t), xyz! • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 1 • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? I am fond of the number 42, so “1” it is. • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 3 • What is your age? I’ll be 140 next time we actually care, so “18” it is – maybe. • What year did you… Read more »

Cynthia
Cynthia
March 23, 2010 8:33 pm

What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) C Ell E Phant • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 3 working 1 more coming in the future • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) 1 actual, all of them in my head • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? hundreds • What is your age? (It’s okay… Read more »

Braden
Braden
March 23, 2010 9:35 pm

What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) Braden • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 1 Bathroom • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) 1 • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 4 • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it all the time. He’s 12.) 24 • What year did… Read more »

Crystal Elmer
Crystal Elmer
March 23, 2010 10:12 pm

• What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) C.C. • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? 2 in our Mobile Igloo • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) 2-4 🙂 • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? 6…ish • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it all the time. He’s 12.)… Read more »

Douglas
March 24, 2010 3:26 am

• What is your name? (Made up names like “Thunder Pants” or “Larry, Lord of Mattresses” are okay.) It is Douglas. • How many bathrooms do you have in your house, apartment, mobile home, igloo, quonset hut, burrow, or large plastic cow? One ensuite, one full. • How many Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers do you have in each bathroom? (Penalties apply for each answer less than “1”.) Zero 🙁 • How many Bathroom Readers do you have in your home in total? Zero :'( • What is your age? (It’s okay to lie. Uncle John does it all the time.… Read more »

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