And they won’t even let us take a bottle of shampoo!

A Southwest Airlines employee called police after finding human heads in a package set to be transported to a Fort Worth medical research company, the airline said.

“It wasn’t labeled or packaged properly,” said Ashley Rogers, a Southwest spokeswoman. “They called the local authorities.”

Now look, people—if you’re going to be shipping “40 to 60 human heads” on an airplane, which is what we’ve got here—you have got to label the package properly! Write “Handle With Zombies!” on it or something, for goodness sake!