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Shipment of Human Heads Found on Plane

June 17, 2010

And they won’t even let us take a bottle of shampoo!

A Southwest Airlines employee called police after finding human heads in a package set to be transported to a Fort Worth medical research company, the airline said.

“It wasn’t labeled or packaged properly,” said Ashley Rogers, a Southwest spokeswoman. “They called the local authorities.”

Now look, people—if you’re going to be shipping “40 to 60 human heads” on an airplane, which is what we’ve got here—you have got to label the package properly! Write “Handle With Zombies!” on it or something, for goodness sake!

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June 17, 2010 11:03 am

labeled … Brain storming in progress

Funny enough its the aniversery of the last execution with a guillotine In France …

“The last public guillotining was of Eugen Weidmann, who was convicted of six murders. He was beheaded on 17 June 1939, outside the prison Saint-Pierre rue Georges Clémenceau 5 at Versailles, which is now the Palais de Justice.”

Dax Orion Aucutt
June 20, 2010 6:50 pm

this is very intriguing… very intrguing indeed…

Dax Orion Aucutt
June 20, 2010 6:50 pm

but should we really expect anything less from “Uncle John?” =P

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