We have a winner of our latest BRI contest, “6 Things Your Dry Cleaner Won’t Tell You“! Thanks to everyone who entered! You’re all very, very naughty! Well, most of you anyway.

And the winner is Jeffrey J Howland for his entry:

“We tried spot remover but it does not work on guilt!”

Hilarious, Jeffrey. You have a BRI kind-of mind. And a book of your choice just waiting for you! Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go to Alison Garcia for:

I love the smell of perc in the morning.

And Brian for:

Ancient chinese secret no match for Shout.

You are all funny and strange people. That’s why we love you.