Oh, yeah, we should mention that he said that…after being taken off the airplane:
An 11-year-old girl asleep on a flight was horrified when she woke up to find a drunken man urinating on her leg, reports say.
The alleged incident occurred on a JetBlue flight between Portland and New York when a reportedly inebriated teenager stumbled out of his seat and began emptying his bladder on the sleeping child.
Associated Press reports angry scenes broke out on the flight when the girl’s father returned from the toilet and caught 18-yearo-old Robert Vietze in the act.
WILL. NOT. FLY. EVER. AGAIN. WILL NOT. EVER AGAIN. GAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!