We just noticed that someone named “Kim Kardashian” is in the news – again – and we just wanted to say a few things about this, so here goes:

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That is all. Thank you.

Update: We just got a call from Kim Kardashian’s lawyer – who, as it happens, talks really loud! – and we’d like to say that we have no idea who made this post. It may have been the janitor. He hates Kim Kardashian. We don’t know why.

Anyway, we’d like to make it up to the lovely and erudite Ms. Kardashian by now posting one quote from her:

I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms…my entire body is hairless.

So there you go.

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