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Bathroom Reading Month: In a Kids Book

June 10, 2013

GIVEAWAY CLOSED!

Every week during Bathroom Reading Month, we will host a giveaway for a book of your choice from the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader collection. Just to spice it up, we will ask you to answer a question on the blog. At the end of the week, we will pick a random winner from the answers and post it on the blog along with our favorite answers. Remember that this is in addition to our “mother-of-all” contest: enter to win the entire in-print library of Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers.

Week #2: In a Kids Book

QUESTION: If you could trade places with any character from a children’s story,
whom would you pick and why?

Answer the question in the comments section of this post to be entered to win a book of your choice from the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader library. Answers must be posted by June 12, 2013, midnight PST to be eligible to win. A winner will be announced on Friday, June 14, 2013. Open to US residents only.

To inspire you, here is an article from Uncle John’s Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader about some of the very first children’s books ever written.

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CHILDREN’S BOOKS

Walk into any bookstore today and you’ll find walls full of books written specifically for kids. But a few hundred years ago it wasn’t like that—there were actually very few. Here are the first children’s books ever written.

THE COLLOQUY

Possibly the earliest example of literature made specifically for children, The Colloquy was written and distributed in England around A.D. 1005 by a Benedictine monk named Aelfric. At the time, the Benedictines were trying to use education to help Europe emerge from centuries of social decline, and this playful textbook was meant to teach kids about both careers and Latin grammar. The book is written in the form of dialogue between a teacher and several pupils (colloquy means “dialogue” in Latin), the pupils taking on the roles of several professions. An example:

Teacher: How did you dare to cut the boar’s throat?

Hunter: My dogs drove him towards me, and I stood against him and suddenly slew him.

Teacher: You must have been very brave indeed.

Hunter: A hunter must be very brave, since all kinds of beasts lurk in the woods.

THE DISTICHS OF CATO

This collection of witty proverbs for adults was written in Rome by Dionysius Cato around A.D. 300. Rediscovered in Europe in the 1200s, it was translated into many languages and used to teach children grammar and morals. Distich means “couplet,” which was the form of the writing. Example: “Be stupid when the time or situation demands / To fake stupidity is at times the highest prudence.” The Distichs of Cato remained one of the most popular Latin textbooks for several centuries—and even made its way to the American colonies, where it was published by Benjamin Franklin in 1735.

THE BOOK OF THE KNIGHT OF THE TOWER

In 1371 French aristocrat Geoffroy IV de la Tour Landry wrote this collection of fables to teach his two daughters proper behavior in royal society. The moral of one story: Do not have sex with a knight, because you might get pregnant, and then your father would have to drown you in a well in the dark and the knight would be “flayed alive.” The Book of the Knight of the Tower was translated into German and English and was very popular for two decades.

A TOKEN FOR CHILDREN

The 1600s were the height of the extremely conservative and religious Puritan movement in England. How did adults teach kids to fear hell? Pastor James Janeway’s A Token for Children: An Exact Account of the Conversion, Holy and Exemplary Lives and Joyful Deaths of Several Young Children, published in 1671. It’s a collection of stories about kids (some as young as two) who commit sins, see the error of their ways, become pious, and then die. But because they repented, their deaths are accompanied by beautiful lights and the singing of angels. For the next two centuries, A Token for Children was one of the most popular children’s books in England and the American colonies.

TOMMY THUMB’S PRETTY SONG BOOK

By the mid-1700s, attitudes toward children were changing—they were allowed to be what we think of as kids for the first time. Tommy Thumb’s Pretty Song Book, written by “M. Cooper” in 1744, was an early fun book, and is said to be the first published collection of nursery rhymes, many of them still familiar, including “Sing a Song of Sixpence,” “Baa Baa Black Sheep,” and “Hickory Dickory Dock.” Only one copy of Tommy Thumb’s Pretty Song Book exists today—in the British Museum in London.

A LITTLE PRETTY POCKET BOOK

First released in 1744, English author and publisher John Newbery’s A Pretty Little Pocket Book: Intended for the Instruction and Amusement of Little Master Tommy and Pretty Miss Polly consisted of illustrations, rhymes, and instructions for various games. An example, titled “Base-Ball”: “The Ball once struck off / Away flies the Boy / To the next destin’d Post / And then Home with Joy.” Newberry was the first publisher to market literature just for kids, emphasizing education through entertainment. To honor Newbery for essentially creating modern children’s literature, the American Library Association’s award for the best children’s book of the year is named the Newbery Medal.

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Michael Passacantando
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Michael Passacantando

I would trade places with Christopher Robin so I could finally fix eeyore’s tail!!

jeremy stephenson
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jeremy stephenson

Harry Potter, I want to know magic

I would trade places with the guy from Dr. Seuss so I could eat the green eggs and ham!
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I would trade places with the guy from Dr. Seuss so I could eat the green eggs and ham!

Brian Federkins

Mark Stevens
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Mark Stevens

Meg Murray from Madeline L’Engles Wrinkle In Time series! To be able to have the adventures and face the truths about myself and ultimate reality… not to mention meeting The three Ladies!

Joi Cardinal
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Joi Cardinal

Hermione Granger because she’s smart and like me would know that it should be ‘who’ not ‘whom’ in your question. Or Ramona Quimby because she has enough imagination for ten kids.e

Emily Kattawar
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Emily Kattawar

Alice in Wonderland–even if the constant nonsense was frustrating at times, what an adventure!!

Timothy Greenwood
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Charlie Bucket from “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” by Roald Dahl. To have the experience and joy of touring the factory. To meet WILLY WONKA! And then become his Heir!!!!!!! A true dream … a dream of dreams…. ahhhhh.. IF ONLY.

Ken
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Ken

Curious George. That way, I can do pretty much whatever I want and just excuse it as “Hey, I’m a monkey, what do you expect?”

Michelle Johnson
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Michelle Johnson

Ramona Quimby…. naughty and curious.

Nikki H
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Nikki H

Probably Harry Potter (although its not a kids book, really) only cuz Ii love the fact that Ii could turn my hubby into a toad 🙂

Lori Bische
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Lori Bische

I would like to trade places with Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty. She’s smart, she’s wickedly pretty, and she can turn into a dragon when necessary. Yeah yeah yeah, evil shmeevil.

Michelle Bradway
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Michelle Bradway

Mowgli- He’s friends with a black panther and a bear.

Nicole B.
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Nicole B.

I would like to be Marco from And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street by Dr. Seuss. It is still one of my favorite stories. It reminds me of the imagination I had as a child. I love reading it to my kids now and seeing the jaws drop slightly, knowing that they will soon be on the lookout for strange happenings at everyday places.

Weston Weller
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Weston Weller

Fantastic Mr. Fox, since he basically gets free food for the rest of his life.

Jeremy
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Jeremy

Eragon, because dragon.

Laura S.
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Laura S.

The hungry caterpillar because after eating all of this yummy food becomes a gorgeous butterfly!

Heather Wallen
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Heather Wallen

Meg from a Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L’Engle. She basically ran away, space and time traveled, met aliens and witches, helped her brother take on a gigantic brain, won the heart of a member of the opposite sex, and saved her dad when everyone thought he was dead. That’s a pretty nifty start to life.

Carolyn Anderson
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Carolyn Anderson

Pippy Longstockings

Katty wright
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Katty wright

The little boy in where the wild things are…, he made friends and had an awesome imagination…

Ann Tipton Clemment
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Ann Tipton Clemment

Maid Marian from Robin Hood or a Jellicle cat.

Salena
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Salena

I would probably say Henry from the Henry & Mudge books because just to be a kid again with a big dog for a best friend would be perfect!

wilhelmina bradway
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wilhelmina bradway

harold, because he has a wicked cool purple crayon.

David
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David

Ash Ketchum from Pokemon. Always meeting all the legendary pokemon and being the hero while traveling with good friends and his trusty Pikachu.

Matthew Bykowski
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Matthew Bykowski

Harry Potter, magic would be neat!

Jennifer Bykowski
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Jennifer Bykowski

Tinker Bell from Peter Pan, I want to fly.

Eric
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Eric

Simon from Lord of the Flies… I’m pretty sure he is my literary doppleganger. Also, as a kid, who wouldn’t love being trapped on a deserted tropical island without parental supervision. That’s the kind of stuff dreams are made of…. until you realize you actually have to work for food and shelter.

Christine
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Christine

Sara Crewe from A little Princess. Yes she lost her Dad and her life was $**! for a few years but she ended up happy and rich and was able to stick it to Ms. Minchin. Don’t we all want to see someone so deserving get their comeuppance?

Kevin
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Kevin

Peter Pan, because “everyone” wants to fly whether we admit it or not!

Andrea Leslie
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Andrea Leslie

Any character in the Dr. Suess books. Being able to see all those characters come to life would be fun. I’ve always wanted a wocket in my pocket to carry around.

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