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Uncle John’s Funniest Ever Giveaway!

August 16, 2013

8/26/13 UPDATE


Winners are: Don J., Eric W., Craig G., Terry D., and Valerie. You have all been contacted via email.


Another box of advances has just arrived at the office. This one is for Uncle John’s Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader. The book will be available mid October, but we are giving away a copy each to 5 lucky winners (scroll to the bottom of this page to fill out the entry form. Sorry, US Only.). Also, as a bonus, here is an article from the book.


Uncle John's Funniest EverCRAZY WORLD RECORDS

Uncle John holds the world record for the most pages ever read on the throne.
Here are some other dubious achievements.

Christian Adam of Germany set the distance record for riding a bicycle backward while playing the violin: 37.5 miles. It took him a little more than five hours. He played J. S. Back…er, Bach.

On May 6, 2009, Eric “No Class” Matyjasik of Arizona unzipped his pants 162 times in 30 seconds, breaking the old record by 27 zips.

The unofficial world record for staying awake: 18 days, 17 hours, set by Maureen Weston of England while participating in a rocking-chair marathon. Although she hallucinated quite a bit, she says she hasn’t suffered any long-term health effects.

Naya Ganj of India has the world’s longest ear hair. “Making it onto Guinness is special for my family! God has been very kind to me!” said the guy with 5.25 inches of hair growing from his ears.


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dusty rhodes
August 16, 2013 1:28 pm

use for trivia…credit given.

ryan Lewandowski
ryan Lewandowski
August 16, 2013 1:36 pm

love bringing on road trips!

Sean Nichols
Sean Nichols
August 16, 2013 2:00 pm

Looking forward to the new book!

Sean Nichols
Sean Nichols
August 16, 2013 2:02 pm

Need to submit correct email address! Sorry!

Jonathan L Farris
Jonathan L Farris
August 16, 2013 2:05 pm

Can’t wait for the newest addition to add to my throne room.

Robert Corenswet
August 16, 2013 7:02 pm

Yay! more mots (French for words) for the pots (slang for toilet). I can’t wait to “sit right down and (read) myself some letters” (liberties taken from the song from the hit musical “Ain’t Misbehavin”)

Ted Clawson III
Ted Clawson III
August 17, 2013 6:43 am

Uncle John always makes my day complete.

August 21, 2013 8:19 am

Fingers crossed for this contest, I always come close!

Josh R
Josh R
August 23, 2013 10:13 am

I wants!

August 23, 2013 10:56 am

Will give as a birthday present. I’ll get it back when he is done reading 🙂

David Woods
David Woods
August 23, 2013 11:24 am

Can’t wait to get my hands on the “Funniest Ever” edition. It will take its rightful place with its forebears on my pile of bathroom readers in my bathroom. It will entertain me while the other people in the house pound on the door and yell in desperation, “You’re not reading in there again are you?!”. Undoubtedly I will have to take it with me back to the living room when I get enraptured in a story. Oh to read and relieve, a sweet harmony, a heaven on earth.

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